Over the Edge

I think hubs has gone over the edge. Last night he came home with two red and yellow cards in his hand. You know, like the ones the referees use in the WC. He states that he intends to use them on me and the dogs. Not only that, hubs proudly proclaims that he gave a similar supply of color coded cards to his colleague, a Brazilianphile and fellow WC nut. I wonder if he will notice if his precious cards mysteriously disappear. I'll just incriminate the dogs.